yeah, dream on.

how do you differentiate what is REAL and what is a DREAM???


*a girl is sitting near the window, looking down at the busy street.

guy: hey,what are you doing up there?
girl:erm..i....*blush blush*
guy:do you like chocolate?
girl: erm, yes i do.
guy: do you mind spending your precious time with me?i know a good chocolate shop at the end of town.
girl: but i....
guy: a wise man once told me that a chocolate fan should never have a second thought on an offer for a good quality chocky snacks.

* the girl smiles and walks out of the house.

guy: hey, this town is currently facing a dangerous situation.
girl: excuse me?
guy: all the insects will bite beautiful young ladies walking alone, leaving a lifetime scar.
girl: but i am not walking alone. i am walking with you.
guy: but the insects don't know that. we have to tell them.
girl: how?
guy: by holding hands.

*both smile and they hold hands.

guy: how would you like your chocolate?
girl: i like them sweet and runny. how about you?
guy: oh i don't like chocolate.
girl: then, why are we eating chocolate? let's pick something that we both like.
guy: no, this is what we both like.
girl: but i thought you don't like chocolate?
guy: hmm..you like chocolate. and i like you.

*the girl is dumbfounded, stunned as the boy approaches closer.he looks right through her eyes. their lips get closer and the girl closes her eye.

and.....

WHACK!!! COME ON GUYS. THIS IS A DREAM.


the general rule:
all good guys are taken, married or DEAD.