Tuesday, May 4, 2010

smart kid

Teacher: class, tell me your ambition. Let’s start with you Raj.
Raj: I want to be a pilot.
Sarah: I want to be a teacher.
Jess: I want to be a lawyer.
Teacher: Matt, what about you?
Mat: I want to be a beggar.
Teacher: Matt, why would you want to be a beggar? Pick a career that gives you benefits in the future.
Mat: are you kidding me? I can escape from paying taxes, unnecessary bills, gets free money and best of all; I can get rid of my mom.
Teacher: Matt, how dare you utter such words in front of me? Aren’t you scared that I will punish you?
Mat: but that’s what I ask for Christmas from Santa. And I even tell Priest Brian about that in church. He said that I’m a smart kid.