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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

bimbos:explained.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."
written by emellia shariff
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3 replies.:

aNgah said...

OMG THAT IS SO TRUEEEEEEE
XDDDD

June 30, 2010 1:31 AM
emellia shariff said...

kan? heheheheh

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